Today is that day owned by Saint Patrick

So today is Saint Patrix day and all that. You know that silly human day of ritual where we all associate ourselves with the color green and ignore the reason we're even doing this holiday? Ya that holiday.

As you can see this text is green, therefore I am safe from the horrid pinching that comes with a lack of green.

What about you? Are you green in someway? No? Well then, I WILL PINCH YOU TO OBLIVION!! >:D

Happy Saint Patrick's day or whateverz.