Why evolution is fail

So you've all heard the popular theory of evolution correct? Heck it's treated like a fact by most silly scientists.

I for one find this to be an extremely flawed theory, I mean if we were evolving then the human race would be seeing progress right?

Well I'm here to tell you that it's a complete and utter fabrication! If anything we are de-evolving,

I mean movies for instance. For the most part they have got progressively worse as we have become stupider, sure they look prettier...that makes sense...we've become the race of people who look and say "OOh shiny!"


Also look who people idolize, Sparkly vampires, internet teenagers with overly high pitched voices, and blue cat people who are warriors one minute, and cowards the next.

Not to mention that the average American's vocabulary mainly consists mainly of words Such as money, hungry, and girlfriend/boyfriend and various profanities.

Even if you can get past those things...then humanity throws this at you!


A whole contraption just for cracking an egg! HAVE WE BECOME THIS STUPID?!
Back in my day (which wasn't to long ago XD)we had our own "Ez cracker,it was called hands... tap, crack, and WALLA! INSTANT CRACKED EGG SHELL! O:

If you still don't believe we are getting dumber then you have to atleast see that we aren't getting any smarter either. XD

Lol back to normally scheduled blogging..(Wait who scheduled it...WHO ARE YOU?!!!!)

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